They / them
William DeFriend
If he played a good guy, he'd be Willem Dafriend.
I guess Iโm a faux Phแป foe.
It's a faux pa.
Your foeโs faux pho
It was a foe pa.
Because of his bad foe pa.
FeeFiphobia
It was real foe pa
Because heโs Willem Deโfoeโโฆ
Heโs DaFoe.
The faux pa has become my foe pa
A foe-tographer.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
He's my fief's fife foe fumbler
It is just a faux foe.
Take a foe-toe
When he gets to the place where heโs supposed to pick up his rifle the man tells him thatย he just ran out. โIf you need to shoot just say โBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!'โ he says. Bummed out and little confused, the guy moves on to the next areaย where heโs supposed to pick up the bayonet. But the next man is out too. โIf you need to stab someone justย go, โSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!'โ he says. Dejected and wondering what the heck he signed up for, the guy jumps into the next truck on its wayย to the front where thereโs a battle raging on.
Side by side with the rest of the soldiers in his unit, the guy advances on the enemy position. As soon as he sees the enemy, he shouts, โBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!!โ Amazingly, the enemy soldierย drops to the ground. Encouraged by his success he charges the next two enemy soldiers and goes, โSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!โ They both immediately collapse in front of him. This is incredible, he thinks, Iโve become unstoppable.
So when he sees his next foeย way off in the distance, he shouts,ย โBANGITY BANG BANGITY BANG!โ at him. He waits for him to fall, but nothing happens. The guy charges his unfazedย adversaryย nextย and goes โSTICKITY STICK STICKITY STICK!โ Again he thinks the man will fall and again nothingย happens. โWhy wont you drop?โ the guy says. The enemy soldier knocks him down andย responds, โTANKITY TANK TANKITY TANK!โ
โฆWillem DA FOE should be the obvious choice.
