Teaching my 11yo son the Pythagorean theorem today.

A plane takes off from an airport in a diagonal ascent for 8km. 5km from the liftoff point a passenger flushes a turd down the toilet. Right then a farmer with a pair if binoculars watching the plane from directly underneath the aircraft sees the turd jettisoned, and exclaims. That's a high pot in use!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vmlinux
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Toilet trouble

Me: "Dad, the toilet won't flush again"

Dad: "Ahh.. its such a shitty toilet"

He is right though.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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