How do you tell the difference between female ants and male ants?

Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpankMeDaddy22
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Wood Float

So when I was younger my Dad would sometimes make me a root beer float/ice cream float/coke float/etc. But one day my Dad asks me, "Hey do you want a wood float?" I'm not exactly sure what a wood float is, but my experiences with floats in general have gone AMAZINGLY well through this point in my life. So I say yes without giving it too much thought. My Dad brings me a glass of water with a toothpick in it. Enormous grin on his face. Very much the opposite on mine.

I now realize at the age of 26, that the only reason he ever made me the root beer floats and other floats, was just to set me up for one of the Daddest jokes of all time.

Having said that, I will be using this on my child.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guinos66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2013
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This happened a couple of hours ago.

I was upstairs talking to my dad when my little sister came in. My dad had promised that we could have Coke Floats today. (For the uninitiated, a Coke Float is when you get a few scoops of vanilla ice cream, put it in a glass, and pour Coca Cola on it.) So my little sister remembers about the Coke Float thing and starts jumping up and down going, "Coke Floats! Coke Floats! Coke Floats!" My dad just stands there with this really confused look on his face and quietly says, "...I thought Coke sank?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Krabs_Left_Nut
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How do you distinguish a male ant from a female ant?

Drop them in a glass of water.

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats.. It's a boy-ant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Apple22Over7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2018
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How to determine an ants sex

All you need in a glass of water. If the ant sinks to the bottom it’s a girl ant. If it floats it’s a buoyant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jetkism
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2018
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How can you tell the sex of an ant?

Put them in a glass of water, if it sinks its a girl ant, if it floats its buoyant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/basecamp13
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2018
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My dad got me with this one today.

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

Put it in a glass filled with water.

If it sinks it's a girl ant but if it floats it's a boy ant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cotton_Runt
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