I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chh147
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I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions

But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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What is Dr. Pepper’s job?

He’s a fizz-ician.

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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper

A fizz-ician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cals132
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What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AK4TSUKi
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What school subject does thr production of carbonated beverages fall under?

Chemistry or fizz-ics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skystrike7
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Any League of Legends players out there?

I got into an ARAM game the other day. For those of you who do not know there are characters, or champions, you pick in the game. ARAM is a game-mode in League of Legends where the computer gives you a random character out of the 130+ champions, or so. I am not good at all the champions... not even close! So a way to balance this out the game allows you to trade champions with the other people on your team.

So in this game there is a champion called Fizz which I am not good with at all, which I randomly got... and this is what happened inside the pre-game chat:

Me: Oh shoot.

Me: Can anyone trade me?

--Someone trades me their champion--

Me: Thank you! I am so bad with this little guy that you can say I am... Fizzically challenged.

From a game lobby where I was the only one who used chat, it exploded to people typing their moaning and groaning, sensible chuckles, and hearty "LOLs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearZeBubus
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What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
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What does Dr Pepper have a doctorate in?

Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
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What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper?

A fizz-ician.

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