How can you tell how strong a drink’s carbonation is?
What do you get when you replace the carbonation in a cola with helium?
"So you're saying these carbon monoxide sensors are good?"
"Well, no one has come back with a complaint yet."
Dating between carbon descendants
I’m in favor of three-carbon alkanes.
Maybe carbon doesn't want to be a diamond
it's just pressured into it
I heard there was quarrel between Carbon alloys
A tree’s wood is 50% carbon, 42% oxygen, 6% hydrogen, 1% nitrogen
You can call it a chemis-tree
What do you call a feline paralyzed from drinking carbonated water?
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
The Carbon Monoxide detector went of last night,
Can't say I remember why though.
I stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
Where do diamonds come from?
iron told carbon a joke so funny...
that he decided to steel it
What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
I don’t have a carbon footprint
because I just drive everywhere
Mineral water can be non-carbonated.
I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.
I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It's called carbon dating.
Two carbons walk into a bar together, they had a few drinks and really liked each other by the end of it.
Why were the paleontologists kissing?
I see and It's Carbon, Radium, Phosphorus... (CRaP)
Everyone in a house died from carbon monoxide poisoning...
Except the kids. They were in the living room.
You cannot buy a carbonated beverage any larger than 8 oz in the state of Minnesota
What do you call a vehicle made out is carbon and argon? (OC)
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
The Tinder 'date' guarantee -- Dated / Outdated / Carbon-dated
What do you call a calcium carbonate flavoured latte?
I soda not see that comming
Why should you never take six carbon atoms on a boat?
What did carbon say as it killed its two closest friends?
Why did the Ironlady never had a kid with the carbon man?
It was high chances it could be a steelborn.
My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory
I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's
My friend died by consuming excess amounts of Calcium Carbonate.
He chalked himself to death.
I built and sold a machine which can detect and remove carbon monoxide from the air.
My customer says he is very happy with the CO-OPERATION
Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?
Because they think carbon should be married already.
Which animal lives underground and conists of exactly 12 gramms of carbon?
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
What do you call illegal trafficking of carbon dioxide?
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Why is fatty acid the coolest carbon chain?
Because it's fat with a pH
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