Fishing Lures Puns

A list of puns related to "Fishing Lures"

The Minecraft fishing rod enchantment ‘Lure’ is just its version of the enchantment ‘Efficiency’.

Or rather, E-fish-in-sea.

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👤︎ u/VGMemeBoi
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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My friend ties fishing line to the zipper of his bitches then throws homemade lures into the water...

He says fly fishing is great fun!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Brother: "Why do we have a mouse-shaped fishing lure?"

Me: "So you can catch a catfish."

We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.

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👤︎ u/PrincessBukowski
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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If I make a new and improved fishing lure and name it the pod, will people using it be pod casters?
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👤︎ u/ThatCoconut
📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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What did the fish say before biting the lure?

Walleye suppose I’ll be nice and give the fisherman some action. “Bass”ically I don’t want him to have a “Crappie” day.

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👤︎ u/Deerkiller14
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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I need a pun about fishing

Anyone have any reelling jokes

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👤︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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