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Firemen Puns

A list of puns related to "Firemen"

Why are firemen so passionate about fire?

You could say that they have a burning interest.

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👤︎ u/DonDrizzle
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why do Firemen wear red suspenders?

>!To hold their pants up!<

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👤︎ u/gusbmoizoos
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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You can bet on firemen at the beach.

It's a shore-fire thing.

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👤︎ u/aiandi
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why are firemen balls bigger than policemen balls.....

....... ‘cos they sell more tickets.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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Dangerous firemen...

There are certain communities that the fire brigade need to call the police for an escort for their safety...

Sounds like a heated situation

Edit: typo

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👤︎ u/Dave_wuz_here
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you call two Mexican firemen?

Jose and Hose B

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👤︎ u/Leckster360
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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I hate people who keep telling me that I need to be saved or else I'm going to burn.

Stupid Firemen

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👤︎ u/SCRAPP13
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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Don't you hate those people who come to your door and tell you that you will 'burn' unless you are 'saved'

Those idiot firemen....

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👤︎ u/TherryTad
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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What do you call security guards working at the Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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👤︎ u/purpmonk16
📅︎ May 18 2017
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up.

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👤︎ u/QuietFalls
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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👤︎ u/Superd3n
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why do firemen wear suspenders?

To keep their pants from falling down.

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👤︎ u/brownie-mix
📅︎ Dec 18 2016
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

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👤︎ u/Aurikidink
📅︎ May 24 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ May 18 2018
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I hate when people knock on my door and tell me I need to get "saved" or else I will "burn."

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/ispilledmymilka
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

Stupid Firemen

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👤︎ u/not69420
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

Stupid firemen

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👤︎ u/udrys
📅︎ May 24 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/zozi0102
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/kalzonkly
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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