20 Hilarious Firemen Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why are firemen so passionate about fire?

You could say that they have a burning interest.

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👤︎ u/DonDrizzle

📅︎ Mar 18 2021

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Why do Firemen wear red suspenders?

>!To hold their pants up!<

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👤︎ u/gusbmoizoos

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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You can bet on firemen at the beach.

It's a shore-fire thing.

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👤︎ u/aiandi

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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Why are firemen balls bigger than policemen balls.....

....... ‘cos they sell more tickets.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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The fire chief walks in on two firemen having sex

The chief yells, “what the hell are you guys doing”. The first fireman replies, “when I walked in he was out cold from the smoke”. The chief replies, “why didn’t you try mouth to mouth?” The second fireman looks back and yells, “how do you think this started?”

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👤︎ u/mattyx201

📅︎ Sep 15 2018

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Dangerous firemen...

There are certain communities that the fire brigade need to call the police for an escort for their safety...

Sounds like a heated situation

Edit: typo

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👤︎ u/Dave_wuz_here

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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What do you call two Mexican firemen?

Jose and Hose B

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👤︎ u/Leckster360

📅︎ Mar 30 2017

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I hate people who keep telling me that I need to be saved or else I'm going to burn.

Stupid Firemen

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👤︎ u/SCRAPP13

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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Don't you hate those people who come to your door and tell you that you will 'burn' unless you are 'saved'

Those idiot firemen....

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👤︎ u/TherryTad

📅︎ Sep 30 2019

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What do you call security guards working at the Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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👤︎ u/purpmonk16

📅︎ May 18 2017

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To hold their pants up.

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👤︎ u/QuietFalls

📅︎ Aug 18 2018

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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👤︎ u/Superd3n

📅︎ Jul 06 2017

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Why do firemen wear suspenders?

To keep their pants from falling down.

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👤︎ u/brownie-mix

📅︎ Dec 18 2016

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

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👤︎ u/Aurikidink

📅︎ May 24 2019

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969

📅︎ May 18 2018

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I hate when people knock on my door and tell me I need to get "saved" or else I will "burn."

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/ispilledmymilka

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

Stupid Firemen

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👤︎ u/not69420

📅︎ Sep 25 2019

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

Stupid firemen

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👤︎ u/udrys

📅︎ May 24 2019

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/zozi0102

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen.

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👤︎ u/kalzonkly

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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