I just found out the country of Canada is a complete work of fiction.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:
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︎ Jan 20 2021
You all know Albert Einstein was a genius. But did you know his brother Frank
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I wrote a book about how convicted felons can use fiction writing to work through their experiences and achieve better rehabilitation outcomes.
It's called, "Prose and Cons".
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
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︎ May 08 2019
Mommy tomato, daddy tomato, and baby tomato were all out for a leisurely Sunday stroll
They walked through the flower gardens at the park. They skimmed stones across the lake. They fed the ducks bread.
It was a perfect Sunday.
Then daddy tomato had a call that his brother was in hospital. Across the road was a bus destined for that very place.
They ran back through the park dodging ducks and tripping on stones and getting tangled in foliage.
Baby tomato was starting to lag a little. So daddy tomato, in a panic, shot glances at the arriving bus and his helpless offspring. He Ran to his son and with all his might squashed him into the pavement with his Dr Martins boots and said
"Ketchup"
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Where do you go to get books that aren't true?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
The covid-19 saga is now pulp fiction
Ask Quarantine Tarantino.
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︎ May 18 2020
I went camping in my backyard last night, bringing along my tablet to watch Pulp Fiction.
I call it "Tentin' Quarantino".
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︎ May 30 2020
What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
There's a rumor about a Pulp Fiction 2 going around...
Same cast, but they're all trapped in a house.
Directed by Quarantino
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What do you call a fictional country?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Non fiction books arenβt good
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Fictional singer name imagined as four albums.
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︎ Sep 15 2019
How you call a science-fiction film that is setted in Everest mountain?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
If the label on the orange juice says βno pulpβ, and while drinking you find pulp, does that make the label Pulp Fiction?
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Give me antagonizing Fish puns
I'm looking for fish puns you would annoy the person who's unwillingly going on a fishing trip with you (it's for a fictional project) Would appreciate the help!
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︎ Oct 17 2020
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Cruci-fiction section...
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︎ Dec 14 2018
What's the name of those half-goat people in mythology? Usually depicted with a pan flute? They use fiction as a way to write scathing commentary about the world?
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︎ Aug 14 2019
I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
My girlfriend asked me what I do for a living. I said I separate fact from fiction.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Would a library that only had non-fiction books be a truthbrary?
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︎ Apr 25 2018
What did the author say when he finally finished the science fiction novel he had been working on for the past 5 years?
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︎ Nov 15 2017
What do you call a library entirely made up of fiction?
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︎ Apr 29 2017
I'm really into fan fiction
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︎ Sep 22 2015
Something Punny
Hey all!
I need help thinking of a punny title to a fictional grocery store. Any thoughts?
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︎ May 21 2020
My best friend growing up is a famous author of marine life books now.
He's mostly known for his polyp fiction.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
i don't have a fan in my room, if i told you i did have a fan in my room...
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Iβve been to a parallel universe where oranges donβt exist, but my friends wonβt believe me.
I guess they think itβs pulp fiction.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
My wife just told me, βWhy donβt you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?β
I said, βThatβs ...... a novel idea.β
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︎ Jul 28 2019
What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What did the orange name its biography?
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︎ May 21 2020
Dad joke hidden in the Pulp Fiction credits (x-post from r/tumblr
http://i.imgur.com/ZhYxGkd.jpg
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︎ May 12 2015
My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
or
In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield.
Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Every time my Dad and I talk about a movie that is clearly fiction... (Transformers, any Zombie Movie, Avatar, Tron)
"Its based on a true story, right?"
I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.
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︎ Sep 24 2013
Was told you would like this: As kids on the way to McDonald's, my father used to torment us to the point of tears by telling us we were going to the fictional Wong's House of Liver instead...
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
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︎ Jan 04 2014
From the fiction novel Warbreaker
I read the book for the first time this weekend and loved it. You don't need the context to get a good groan here.
βOne could also say that my feet smell like guava fruit,β he said. βJust because one could say it doesn't mean itβs relevant.β
She laughed. βYouβre incorrigible.β
βReally? I thought I was in TβTelir. When did we move?β
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︎ Feb 17 2015
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
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︎ Dec 20 2018
People asked me to stop naming Bruce Willis movies...
But you know what they say, old habits pulp fiction.
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