Doctor, Doctor, every time I take a picture of myself, the bottom of the picture is always foggy. It’s making me really fed up.
That’s because you have low selfie steam.
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.
So I packed up and right.
Just read that FED X are merging with UPS and now will be known as....
I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
My wife is fed up of my constant Dad jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"
Wife: "Whatever means necessary,"
Me: "No it doesn't”
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
I invested every cent I have in a cannabis-fed cattle business.
The steaks have never been higher.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.
Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
I fed a gorgeous duck the other day
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
Frank is fed up with toms puns. Tom was never seen again
“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it, but they were just...
...putting words in my mouth.
Why did the government arrest a rancher who fed cannabis to his cattle?
The stakes were too high.
what did the dog say when he wasn’t fed for two days?
This was just fed to us, and our minds the key ingredients.
Did you hear about the farmer who fed his cows birdseed?
He started selling cheep milk
When I was little and was asked to recite the alphabet I would always skip one letter. The teacher finally got fed up with me and asked,
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
My baby only stops crying when she is fed.
All she wants to do is whine and dine.
A farmer I knew once fed his cows marijuana
He said that he could possibly profit, but the steaks were high
What did the cow say after it was fed?
A friend once fed me donkey meat without telling me. I should have known from the beginning, though; it tasted like ass.
I'm fed up of ants, and all my friends say they are too
The price of grass fed beef is higher than grain fed beef, but you wanna know what beef is the most expensive?
Weed fed beef...
High Steaks!
I'm pretty fed up with eating.
So if you're fed up with people…
Wouldn't that make you a cannibal?
I just read that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging.
They're gonna call it Fed-Up
I fed several small cubes of cooked meat to a seagull.
Fed Ex and UPS and merging.
Finally they'll be as Fed UP as we are.
So I've been using my U2 SatNav for a few weeks now and I'm fed up.
The Streets Have No Name and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I heard that Fed Ex and UPS are gonna team up to make one big conglomerate
They're gonna call it FED UP
Why are all the swashbucklers fed up?
All the pirate policies have been updated
Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
"My dad got me with this one: 'Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.'”
My daughter is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes...
I asked her, "What can I do to stop my addiction?"
She said, "Whatever means necessary."
I said, "No it doesn't."
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