I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that I’ve put online! This one is my favourite β€˜High Steaks Poker’
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My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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my favourite pun forever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatbitchrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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These Are A Few Of My Favourite Puns betweenbornandburied.blog…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meljennings
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2013
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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_world_thin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?

White Vans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is an arsonist’s favourite website?

Match.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What’s a duck’s favourite drug?

Quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunUgLee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity

OMFG IM A HUUUGE FAN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?

Nachos!

(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srthkjoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What's a deer's favourite dessert?

Doe-nuts.

How much does each one cost the deer?

One buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardybrownie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?

Knockin' on Heavens Door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Team_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?

"Abracadaver!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?

Madeagascar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What's a pirates least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-person-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeejOne
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's a monkey's favourite TV show?

Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkenPeanut97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?

Luftwaffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turaell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's a pirates favourite letter ?

'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?

Ornamints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonpablo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's a postmans favourite herb?

Parcely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What bed time story is a favourite among all trees?

Little red riding wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bunion_ring
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp

I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

Purr-ple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What’s a horse’s favourite decade in recent history?

The 00s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmote_wifi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s a librarians favourite food?

Shhhhhhish kabobs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite month?

...Decmember

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brassmonkey44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's feminists favourite food company?

Hershey's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touseef499
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?

Unix.

(Eunuchs.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My wife just threw away my favourite herb.

She's such a Thyme waster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMDR_Gungoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What is a felines's favourite drug?

Katimine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What is a ghost’s favourite meal?

Spookghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?

...an ogrecoat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqappleby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My least favourite colour is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hercules_ZH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What's the sea's favourite kind of music?

A nep-tune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?

Driving home for christmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-guille-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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