Favouritism Puns

A list of puns related to "Favouritism"

I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that I’ve put online! This one is my favourite ‘High Steaks Poker’
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👤︎ u/chairsforthecheers
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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👤︎ u/Soysaucerersupreme
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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my favourite pun forever
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👤︎ u/thatbitchrose
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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These Are A Few Of My Favourite Puns betweenbornandburied.blog…
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👤︎ u/meljennings
📅︎ Mar 25 2013
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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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👤︎ u/mr_world_thin
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?

White Vans.

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👤︎ u/EgonVector
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is an arsonist’s favourite website?

Match.com

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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What’s a duck’s favourite drug?

Quack.

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👤︎ u/ShaunUgLee
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity

OMFG IM A HUUUGE FAN

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👤︎ u/pizzatron574
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?

Nachos!

(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)

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👤︎ u/srthkjoshi
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What's a deer's favourite dessert?

Doe-nuts.

How much does each one cost the deer?

One buck.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave.

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👤︎ u/beardybrownie
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?

Knockin' on Heavens Door

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👤︎ u/Team_Pineapple
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is a necromancer's favourite word to use to cast a spell?

"Abracadaver!"

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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What's Elon Musk's least favourite country?

Madeagascar

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👤︎ u/Ramiel01
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s a dinosaurs least favourite reindeer?

Comet

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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What's a pirates least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.

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👤︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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👤︎ u/the-person-online
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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👤︎ u/PoundSandMan
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even

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👤︎ u/DeejOne
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What's a monkey's favourite TV show?

Thomas the Orangu-Tank Engine!

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👤︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

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👤︎ u/DrunkenPeanut97
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?

Luftwaffle.

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👤︎ u/Turaell
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's a pirates favourite letter ?

'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.

He called them missile toes.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What’s Santa’s favourite breath freshener?

Ornamints.

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👤︎ u/neonpablo
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's a postmans favourite herb?

Parcely.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What bed time story is a favourite among all trees?

Little red riding wood

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👤︎ u/bunion_ring
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp

I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

Purr-ple.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What’s a horse’s favourite decade in recent history?

The 00s.

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👤︎ u/cosmote_wifi
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s a librarians favourite food?

Shhhhhhish kabobs

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👤︎ u/vagdryna
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite month?

...Decmember

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👤︎ u/brassmonkey44
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's feminists favourite food company?

Hershey's

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👤︎ u/touseef499
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?

Unix.

(Eunuchs.)

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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My wife just threw away my favourite herb.

She's such a Thyme waster

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👤︎ u/CMDR_Gungoose
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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What is a felines's favourite drug?

Katimine

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👤︎ u/Secretseacrits549
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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What is a ghost’s favourite meal?

Spookghetti

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?

...an ogrecoat

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👤︎ u/Aqappleby
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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My least favourite colour is purple

I hate it more than blue and red combined

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👤︎ u/Hercules_ZH
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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What's the sea's favourite kind of music?

A nep-tune.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed..

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👤︎ u/Dontmeenafing
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?

Driving home for christmas.

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👤︎ u/-guille-
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

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👤︎ u/mostlikelyarealboy
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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