My favorite pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piediepiedie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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New to this amazing sub, so here's my favorite pun battle (I'm the green).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIXIIVII
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Forever in love with one of my favorite puns : Tea Rex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnappyKoi
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My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)

I guess you could say I like being punished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jriggs97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
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πŸ‘€︎ u/novatachyon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avec_serif
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My very favorite pun-filled video youtube.com/watch?v=RLxr6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARTexplains
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My most favorite pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcz1739
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellygrl6441
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2012
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Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?

Tosti-tos!

He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2012
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I used to be a regular contributor to Memebase Puns. I wanted to share one of my more favorite puns. [OC] i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5418…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyper_Threaded
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2013
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Puns didn't make her laugh

I told my girlfriend my ten favorite puns, hoping they would make her laugh, but no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/another_old_fart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?

TikTok

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Low effort puns are my favorite.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketannn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What was Old MacDonald's favorite toy as a child?

G. I. - G. I. Joe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-

"He just checked out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What is a priest’s favorite spice?

cinn-AMEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
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I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said β€œthe muppet from Sesame Street”

They told me β€œhe doesn’t count!”. I replied β€œI assure you he does”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What's a seal's favorite subject?

Art Art Art!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What is a crow’s favorite drink?

Cawfee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsFiin3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’d be R, but it be the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arsenaldavis10
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What is a mathematician’s favorite tree?

Geometry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What’s a balloons least favorite assignment in school?

A pop quiz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What’s a scientist’s favorite flavor of gum?

Exspearmint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrNakMuay4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What was the lactose intolerants guy least favorite joke?

A cheesy joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostboy777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite holiday?

Christmas, of course. He loves a good wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What’s and Army general’s favorite day of the year?

MARCH FOURTH!

Happy March 4th everyone.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Who is Elon musk's favorite band

Thirty seconds to mars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oim8itsme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What’s mickey mouse’s favorite car to drive?

A Mini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasticBarista
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What's a happy cat's favorite color?

Purrple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flooptyscoops
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Halloween is probably one of my more favorite holidays.

Easter and Valentine's Day are a couple other good cand-y-dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venomenace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Pokemon?

It's Gastly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Whats a cats favorite gun manufacturer?

Meowser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Hue
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What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?

Manganese

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What is a stoners favorite type of pie

Pot pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaytboi0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What's New Jersey's favorite letter?

Ooooooooooooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What is a choir’s favorite part of dinner?

The main chorus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

Baaabra Ann

Courtesy of my 5 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gresat24526
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What is a clocks favorite spice

Thyme

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What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?

The C Bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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A purrsonal favorite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
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What’s a monsters favorite kind of sweets?

Dead velvet cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomboy_5097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?

Yep. Apparently it's purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What is a clown fish's favorite artist?

Eminemone

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zp003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?

WoW.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftninja7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.

They said, he doesn't count!

I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
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