New to this amazing sub, so here's my favorite pun battle (I'm the green).
Forever in love with one of my favorite puns : Tea Rex
My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)
I guess you could say I like being punished
One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?
Tosti-tos!
He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.
I used to be a regular contributor to Memebase Puns. I wanted to share one of my more favorite puns. [OC]
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Puns didn't make her laugh
I told my girlfriend my ten favorite puns, hoping they would make her laugh, but no pun in ten did.
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?
Low effort puns are my favorite.
What was Old MacDonald's favorite toy as a child?
My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-
What is a priest’s favorite spice?
I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said “the muppet from Sesame Street”
They told me “he doesn’t count!”. I replied “I assure you he does”.
What's a seal's favorite subject?
What is a crow’s favorite drink?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be R, but it be the C!
What is a mathematician’s favorite tree?
What’s a balloons least favorite assignment in school?
What’s a scientist’s favorite flavor of gum?
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
What was the lactose intolerants guy least favorite joke?
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite holiday?
Christmas, of course. He loves a good wrap.
What’s and Army general’s favorite day of the year?
MARCH FOURTH!
Happy March 4th everyone.
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
What’s mickey mouse’s favorite car to drive?
What's a happy cat's favorite color?
Halloween is probably one of my more favorite holidays.
Easter and Valentine's Day are a couple other good cand-y-dates.
What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Pokemon?
Whats a cats favorite gun manufacturer?
What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical element?
What is a stoners favorite type of pie
What's New Jersey's favorite letter?
What is a choir’s favorite part of dinner?
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
Baaabra Ann
Courtesy of my 5 year old.
What is a clocks favorite spice
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
What’s a monsters favorite kind of sweets?
Did you hear that all cats have the same favorite color?
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
What is a clown fish's favorite artist?
What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
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