Forever in love with one of my favorite puns : Tea Rex
New to this amazing sub, so here's my favorite pun battle (I'm the green).
My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)
I guess you could say I like being punished
One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?
Tosti-tos!
He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.
I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
I used to be a regular contributor to Memebase Puns. I wanted to share one of my more favorite puns. [OC]
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What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?
What's a bull's favorite subject?
Cow-culus.
(Courtesy of my 10 year old.)
Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
What is a frog's favorite beverage?
What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?
What’s a penguin’s least favorite vacation destination?
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
What are Mario's favorite pants to wear?
What is a crow's favorite drink?
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?
What is Medusa's favorite cheese?
What is an Australian ghost’s favorite dessert?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What’s an impostor’s favorite breakfast?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the favorite morning beverage of skeptics?
What is a cow's favorite place to go to?
What's a knife smith's favorite beverage?
What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?
What is a Tyrannosaurus rex's favorite drink?
What’s Elon Musk’s Favorite Movie?
What is a chef’s favorite 80s movie?
What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's AARRRRR but it really be the C!
What's Bernie Sanders favorite milk? not 1%
What's Bernie Sanders favorite milk?
not 1%
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
One from their family.
Pirates are people too!
Whats your favorite month?
Dad: July
Me: Why July?
Dad: I didn't lie
What is a ghosts favorite pepper?
What's Elsa's favorite thing about lockdown during covid?
Ice-o-lation
My 9yr old came up with this one all by herself while watching Frozen.
What is a machine guns' favorite breakfast meal?
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
What's the Titanic's least favorite food?
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