A list of puns related to "Fanbelt"
Hi, so I am doing my first build and finished the motor but when i crank the engine the fan belt isn't spinning, changed the fan belt, went to the mechanic to fix the parts and used Msc Editor to check the parts, I tried everything but it dosen't seem to work, rebuild the electrical system of the car, rechecked everything, from the crankshaft to the carburetor. Does any one have an ideea why isn't the fanbelt/ alternator(it's connected to the electrical system) spinning. Thanks
https://reddit.com/link/q48umq/video/vvkuei983bs71/player
EDIT- After doing research it doesn't look like that there is a missing cog.
This truck always sounds bad but yesterday it was sounding really bad. This morning I started it up to investigate with the hood up and was taking a vid to share with my friend and caught this.
Can I fix this myself? I'm the type of guy who can change oil but trying to change windscreen wipers drives me insane.
If I have to take this to the shop how the hell am I going to get it there. The truck is huge - extended cab / extended bed. The shop however is only 2 miles away with 2 traffic lights between.
2010 Toyota Corolla when we take the keys out of the ignition the fan belt and lights stay on. Also the key remote wont work. The only way to get it to turn off is to disconnect the battery. We've replace the battery we tested alternator and replace Ignition switch it's still continues to do it any advice on what our next step is or if you know what the problem is.
Hey /r/MySummerCar.
Recently I've experienced a bug, and it's honestly annoying me endlessly. I was tuning my pistons, when suddenly my fanbelt started squeeking. My Alternator is not turning. Ive tried every position of the alternator. After loading my save in MSCeditor, it turns out my alternator is broken. I fixed it in the editor, as well as setting all wear to factory new. Still squeeking, no matter what tightness I run, even completely loose, and the alternator still don't turn.
Any solutions?
I've been searching for a while, and watched a few tutorials, but I haven't found a method for doing this.
I am trying to create a fanbelt that will run between 2 pulleys.
I want to animate the pulleys turning (easy) and the fanbelt running between them (maybe easy, but I can't figure it out).
I've created the spline (lots of subdivisions), attached a hair spline dynamics tag to it. I created the pulleys, put hair collider tags on them. Rotate the pulleys, record keyframes, etc.
Hit play, and the spline drops, and rests on the pulleys, but no rotation. Perhaps because I am not using constraint tags? Should I use a few of them to pull the spline around the pulleys?
I'll try that now, and check back in a bit to see if anyone has any suggestions for me. Sorry about the somewhat stream of consciousness post. Thanks, in advance for any advice.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Amy
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
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