I love Israeli food, but I always Falafel afterwards.
I think it's falawesome!
Afterwards my girlfriend asked me if I wanted cookies. I said “in a bit, I’m fala-full”
Man, do I falafel.
A guy called in sick at the mediterranean restaurant he worked at. When his boss asked him what was wrong, the guy said "I just falafel."
Someone runs over to the vendor and asks if they are alright.
The street vendor says, "No, I just falafel."
That's falafel-able!
He makes me falafel every day.
i falafel.
I falafel about it. Hope you’re ok, Bob!
It makes me think "feel awful" instead. It's a serious problem...and I falafel about it.
You could say I'm a bit of a falafel sizer.
Because it goes well with Hamas.
I'd falafel if I messed anyone's order up.
She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”
I think they called it Allah carte
I just falafel about it.
Falafel
It always makes me falafel.
Instead she just made me falafel.
You’ll falafel.
I can't help but falafel.
The cops are treating it as a hummus-cide.
Now, I falafel
But I’d falafel if I offended anyone.
I falafel.
They are looking through the menu and the dad points to the falafel appetizer.
Dad: How do you pronounce that one?
Me: Falafel?
Dad: No actually I feel great! Just a little bit hungry..
Daughter: (Face palm)
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EDIT: falafel sort of sounds like feel awful.
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and again..
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Dad orders his daughter a slice of cake for dessert.
Me: (to daughter) Here's your dessert. and (to the Dad) I brought you a fork in case you wanted some too.
Dad: Thanks! I love fork! (begins to pretend to eat fork)
Daughter: (absolutely mortified face of embarrassment.)
Falafel.
Now I falafel.
and now I falafel
Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.
Chickpeas are only half awful, garbanzo beans are falafel.
He falafel.
But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.
I falafel.
I falafel.
I was fine earlier, but now I falafel.
