Breakfast dad joke

My GF asked for toast this morning while getting ready for work, I came back with a wine glass, hitting it with a fork.

She even posted the event on Facebook and my dad apologized to her.

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👤︎ u/mastawyrm
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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Making up for a typo with a great dad joke.

Dad was talking on a Facebook event post about a cookout/party.

Dad: I'll probably have to get some bear and sodas.

Then another post, though he could have just edited the typo.

Dad: Beer, not bear. That would be pretty grizzly.

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👤︎ u/-kenturd-
📅︎ May 18 2015
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