Fabulously Puns

Did you hear about the armoured nobleman who wore his wife's sleepwear? He was Sir Nightie aka Nightie Knight.

A hoarse radish.

Conditioner Gordon.

I told my dad the school was having a makeup day to cover any missed work, and he, typical dad, goes “they’re teaching you to put on makeup?” (I’m a straight male)

My aunt went to ask my elderly, hard-of-hearing, great aunt if she was allergic to peanuts. So, she walks over and says, "Hello, Aggie. Do you have trouble with nuts?"

This is where my grandpa dad joked us all. Without missing a beat, he goes, "I don't know about her, but I sure do."

So I do a pub quiz every week with the team name 'Kevin Bacon Stars In...' followed by a pig related film pun such as Boarne Identity, Vanilla Sty, Ham of Steel etc.

It's been about a year and a half now and we're starting to run out so any ideas would be great!

Not sure this is the best place to ask for help but couldn't think where else would be better.

while talking to my roommates about the fabulous acting of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, I mentioned that time he played the tooth fairy. roommate replies,

"yeah he really rocked that role"