According to him, their first date was "A Casual tea"..
Guess you could say I come from a pretty weld to do family
Denim, denim, denim.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Sofa sew good.
But I’m out of material.
Because he uses a fabric softenor
Downey
pi-thongs?
I fought Lenor and Lenor won!
"Old habits dye hard".
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
Nevermind. It's lamé.
It was un-bearable
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
It was feeling rather Downy.
Me: “no the regular stuff is fine we’re only a littleallergenic”
Surgeons revealed he is now 'fully recovered'.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
I felt like it.
He wanted to get some new material.
An apatche
Tarry-cloth.
It's immaterial.
Son responds, "No."
*Touches said fabric* - "It is now!"
John Linen
Now her clothes don't fit.
Denim.....denim...denim..denim.denim
Everything I touch becomes felt
Everything I touch becomes felt
“I wanted my presents felt.”
