Voting has ended. It's a tie.
Sofa sew good.
I do hope she doesn’t make a habit of it
But I’m out of material.
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
pi-thongs?
I fought Lenor and Lenor won!
Nevermind. It's lamé.
Downey
"Old habits dye hard".
It was un-bearable
It was feeling rather Downy.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
Because normal comfort just tastes like fabric softener!
Me: “no the regular stuff is fine we’re only a littleallergenic”
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
His story was completely fabricated.
Denim.....denim...denim..denim.denim
I felt like it.
An apatche
It's immaterial.
He wanted to get some new material.
Son responds, "No."
*Touches said fabric* - "It is now!"
Tarry-cloth.
It becomes a wear.
Now her clothes don't fit.
John Linen
It's going to be a rough week.
Unfortunately I can't remember the sauce material
Not today, satin.
Not today.
I got my sister a jacket for her birthday yesterday. We were talking about it today when my dad walks up.
Dad: (feeling her jacket) Is this felt?
Sister: Um, I don't think so...?
Dad: Now it is!
My sister and her friends just stood there while dad walked away, laughing at himself.
He said: It's a tie dad
He's a top scientist.
She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.
Because they'll never run out of material.
Guess you could say I come from a pretty weld to do family
"Don't mess with the fabric of time!"
My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."
The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"
It was a tearable fabrication!
The Doctors are doing some amazing work, they are going to fabricate new eyelids from the boys' foreskin, it's said the boy will be totally fine but a little cockeyed.
A fabric
All my clothes have wrinkles !
I was on a college visit with my dad and we were walking through the textiles department. We walk into the loom room, which is a large room full of looms, and I knew immediately that something was coming. I looked at him and gave him a "don't you do it" look. We then walked into the dying room, which is a room where the students dye the fabrics they've just made on the looms. It was hopeless.
"Man, death was only looming in the last room. People are dying all over the place in here."
A few years ago my sister decided to iron her gym shorts without knowing that the fabric would melt under the heat of the iron, burning a massive hole in them. She texted our dad to let him know she'd set her shorts on fire.
His reply: 'good lord, how fast were you running?'
Still makes me laugh to this day.
"I just need one more word. Six letters...another word for 'material'."
She said, "That's fabric."
"It's pretty great, isn't it?" I replied. "But my name isn't Rick."
So his friend says what happened. Well, I was at church and we were all singing when I noticed the large woman in front of me, her dress was tucked between her butt cheeks. So I reached down below her butt, grabbed the fabric and pulled the fabric out. She turned around and lambasted me in the eye. OK says the friend, but how come both eyes are black? So then she turned back around and I thought wow, she must want it tucked back in
Friend: Hey, your shirt has a hole in it. Me: Well actually it has 4. One for my head, these two for the arms...
The resulting groan washed over me like some sort of cosmic cathartic wave.
They're making head lines.
Courtesy of my stepdad.
But it was a complete fabrication.
He asks them to feel my jacket/shirt/whatever I'm wearing. He then asks if they recognise the fabric. When they respond with "no," he'll tell them:
"That's boyfriend material."
Not in our house as we have a fabric clock, and as everyone knows, a stitch in time saves nine.
Me: I just go on reddit during my breaks. I find it a good way to pass time on my phone without using heaps of data like tumblr does Sister: That's true.. but I mainly just read fanfics Me: I'm trying to not read fabrics bc I have so many books to read Sister: Lol you read fabrics? Me: Nah, reddit has better threads than fabrics
My girlfriend and her friend were looking at fabrics when her friend says " This fabric is between 3.99 to 19.99 depending on the length. How long is 19.99?" My gf quickly replies "A year"
Bought a new house and was discussing getting an ironing board with my girlfriend. I work with in metal fabrication and she suggested I make one. I happen to work with steel, so naturally i asked if it would then be called steeling...
many head-shakes ensued.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
Everything I touch becomes felt
“I wanted my presents felt.”
Everything I touch becomes felt
"Everything I touch becomes felt!"
