A list of puns related to "Eye Cancer"
Me: Norm Macdonald died of cancer
Wife: OH, that's sad, what kind of cancer?
Me: The fatal kind
Wife: eye roll
me: Hi is this Mr. Dad?
Mr. Dad: yes, I am me
Me: This is me, calling from Dr. Cancer's office to discuss your biopsy results with you, do you have a minute to speak with me?
Mr. Dad: i have at least 7 minutes, i can certainly spare one to give to you! I'm glad Dr. Cancer is proactive in contacting me - the last doctor I went to, i had to tell him i broke my arm in two places.
me: Oh jeez, I'm sorry to hear that M-
Mr. Dad: yeah, and you know what the doctor said? Don't go back to those places!
...sound of me rolling eyes over phone while he chortles...
In conversation with friends she said.
"My grandpa died of lung cancer and he didn't smoke a day in his life."
"Of course not, he smoked cigarettes."
Eye roll "no, he worked in the mines."
"That's why they don't sell cigarettes to miners."
Groan "you see what I have to put up with."
It said cancer likes to thrive in an acidic environment. The article rated popular bottled water brands to show their pH balance. Evian had the lowest acidity so it was considered the best to drink.
I turned to him and said, "Let me get this straight. The article is essentially saying, 'It's all about that base.'"
Eyes were rolled and soft chuckles were had. Although we're brothers, we agreed that was definitely something dad would say.
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