After I used it it was just olive oil.
Really ugly olives.
After getting dating advice from a Redditor.
"How?"
"It's made from really ugly olives."
"It means it must be in your friend group."
Damn dad. Cold.
The ancient Greeks greatly feared volcanic explosions from Mt. Olympus, so they developed a tradition of sacrificing young maidens to the Gods on the mountain. Every year they selected five girls, and sacrificed four. Then they assigned the other one to stomp the olive harvest. That’s where we get Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.
I was at dinner with my family at an Italian restaurant and the waitress said, "Here is some extra virgin olive oil for your bread." And then my dad said, "can I get something with a little more experience?" My dad's thick accent did not help, the poor girl couldn't tell it was a joke
