What Olympic event did William Shakespeare excel at?
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︎ Jul 09 2021
"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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︎ Dec 20 2020
A number kept moving around on my Excel spreadsheet
I found out it was a Roamin' Numeral
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︎ May 14 2021
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I canβt do good work in Excel without getting compliments,
I really need the validation.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
You know, when you start Excel...
You know, when you start Excel, thats really when people start to spreadsheet.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I donβt want him to spreadsheet about me.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
They really excel at stealig it
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︎ May 24 2019
Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?
All it does is spreadsheet.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?
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︎ May 21 2020
Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?
Because of all the columns and rows!
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Did I tell you that I excel between the sheets?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What does an incel have in common with Excel?
Incorrectly assuming something is a date
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︎ Jul 11 2020
He Excels at PowerPoint.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
... in Excel sheet Deo!
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I donβt like using Excel at my office
It invites people to spread sheet.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Iβve recently not been getting along with Excel,
We donβt have the same values.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Why should you never trust an Excel document?
Because they spread sheet
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didnβt excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
He excels at what he does
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Everyone says I excel at my job fertilizing fields.
I don't know what they're talking about, all I do is spreadsheet.
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︎ Feb 14 2018
I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
It'd be suite to call your kids "Word" and "Excel".
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︎ Oct 26 2018
1 out of three people struggle with math, the other one excels.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
The cores of my CPU always fight to excel each other.
I've a duel core processor.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?
Because you may end up with a rap sheet...
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Excel gum's slogan "Excelerate your breath" a pun, that took me over 30 years.
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︎ Jan 03 2018
Excel
Today I had a lot of problems with excel, but I managed to sort them out.
*ba dum tss
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︎ May 17 2017
What do you call someone that excels at exams?
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︎ Feb 21 2018
What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?
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︎ Jun 11 2015
So I had just finished my Data Visualisation assignment on Microsoft Excel when suddenly it crashed. I nearly shit me cacks when I realised I forgot to save it. Thanks be to jaysus the program restarted with my graph intact...
... Lads, I almost lost the plot.
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︎ Oct 25 2017
Hey, do you know any Excel formulas?
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︎ Jan 25 2017
Why can't Microsoft Excel properly defecate inside a small jar?
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︎ Sep 01 2016
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Apr 20 2019
When you start to Excel,
People start to spreadsheet.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
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︎ Aug 09 2020
When you excel people start to spreadsheet.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
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︎ Nov 05 2017
A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.
I donβt want him to spreadsheet about me.
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︎ Feb 01 2020
When you start to excel
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︎ Jun 29 2019
When you start to Excel, people start to Spreadsheet.
Some say I have a Powerpoint for puns.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
When you excel in life...
People start to spreadsheet about you
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︎ Apr 13 2019
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