What Olympic event did William Shakespeare excel at?

Iambic pentathlon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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A number kept moving around on my Excel spreadsheet

I found out it was a Roamin' Numeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I can’t do good work in Excel without getting compliments,

I really need the validation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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You know, when you start Excel...

You know, when you start Excel, thats really when people start to spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_realkernel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.

I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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They really excel at stealig it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluryDesign
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Why is Excel the most hated of all Microsoft applications?

All it does is spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do Microsoft Excel users put in their hair?

SUMPRODUCT()

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J3ST3RR
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?

Because of all the columns and rows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did I tell you that I excel between the sheets?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlordbb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What does an incel have in common with Excel?

Incorrectly assuming something is a date

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daedalususedperl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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He Excels at PowerPoint.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_pintado_81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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... in Excel sheet Deo!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thornkale
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I don’t like using Excel at my office

It invites people to spread sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brainpain152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I’ve recently not been getting along with Excel,

We don’t have the same values.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why should you never trust an Excel document?

Because they spread sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.

His name was mediocretese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerDad87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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He excels at what he does
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClumsyGamer2802
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Everyone says I excel at my job fertilizing fields.

I don't know what they're talking about, all I do is spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nilpferd777
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smatt-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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It'd be suite to call your kids "Word" and "Excel".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viklas76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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1 out of three people struggle with math, the other one excels.
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The cores of my CPU always fight to excel each other.

I've a duel core processor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?

Because you may end up with a rap sheet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaV1ctor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Excel gum's slogan "Excelerate your breath" a pun, that took me over 30 years.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ihavebadreddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Excel

Today I had a lot of problems with excel, but I managed to sort them out. *ba dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nendale
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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What do you call someone that excels at exams?

A protester.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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What do you call someone aroused by filling in the top line of an Excel spreadsheet?

A header row sexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtterBurrow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2015
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So I had just finished my Data Visualisation assignment on Microsoft Excel when suddenly it crashed. I nearly shit me cacks when I realised I forgot to save it. Thanks be to jaysus the program restarted with my graph intact...

... Lads, I almost lost the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pot8toes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Hey, do you know any Excel formulas?

Yeah, Sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepingtime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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Why can't Microsoft Excel properly defecate inside a small jar?

Because it spreadsheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HOLY_S-HIT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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When you start to Excel,

People start to spreadsheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office

- Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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When you excel people start to spreadsheet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepissvortex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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- Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

Me: "Word"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KimJongEwww
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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A guy offered to document my life in Microsoft Excel, but I said no.

I don’t want him to spreadsheet about me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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When you start to excel

People will spread sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bork1545
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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When you start to Excel, people start to Spreadsheet.

Some say I have a Powerpoint for puns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zethantheGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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When you excel in life...

People start to spreadsheet about you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiavyas
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