I tried my wife's essential oils for the first time today.

Worst french fries I've ever had.

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👤︎ u/Sttommyboy
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Someone shipped me a box of essential oils

And now I have a case of the vapors

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📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Seeing how petroleum production is an essential job

Is petroleum now an essential oil?

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📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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I don't understand why Bed Bath & Beyond is considered a non-essential business.

Don't they carry essential oils?

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👤︎ u/CSwork1
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Did you hear about the new sequel to the Sixth Sense?

It's about essential oil people dying from preventable diseases. It's titled "The Seventh Scents"

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📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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I've had a headache for a couple days now...

Wife: Why don't you try these essential oils for migraines.

Me: At this point, I'd try rain dances and chicken sacrifices!

Wife (ignoring my comment): You might have to keep trying them before they work though.

Me: But won't I run out of chickens??

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