What do you call a ghost with an erection?
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What do the Chinese do during an erection?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How do we combat Erection Fraud?
We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
His pyramid was βerectedβ many years ago
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection
Jeez, canβt a guy have mourning wood?
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︎ May 20 2020
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
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︎ Mar 15 2018
I can finally get an erection..
The doctor disabled my pop up blocker
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︎ Feb 06 2020
What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Sometimes when Iβm sad I get an erection....
I call that my mourning wood.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
My state just erected a prison that turned out to be phony...
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call a frostbitten erection?
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︎ Oct 09 2019
My gay Chinese friend just said he's excited for the presidential erections.
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︎ May 16 2019
If you can't get an erection then...
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︎ Dec 20 2014
Have I told you about the movie erection?
No? I guess it never came up.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Have you ever tried to hide your erection when giving a presentation ?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why couldn't the browser get an erection?
A pop-up blocker was installed.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What do you call a magician who canβt get a boner?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I erected a large statue
But erect building fell on it
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︎ Jun 24 2018
I promise to never tell another pun about erections...
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Satisfying Erection
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︎ Sep 18 2014
I woke up this morning with a Mammoth erection.
I had a lot of explaining to do at the Natural History Museum!
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︎ Feb 23 2019
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I need a collection of these
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I was arrested the other day for stealing people's electrons.
I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
What do you call a boat with an erection?
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My wife is leaving me because I'm noisy, bulemic, and get spontaneous erections...
She said I can't keep it down.
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︎ May 17 2017
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: βAnd you will dialogue.β
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What does Trump call Viagra?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his nameβs Steve.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didnβt expect it to be that hard
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why do doctors dislike erections which last more than four hours?
Because they're stuck up.
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︎ Aug 19 2014
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older
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︎ Nov 13 2020
repost?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I was just brought back to life and I'm already hard
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︎ Nov 03 2019
How are prostate exams and bank robberies alike?
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︎ Jan 21 2019
What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What do you call it when a lizard can't get an erection?
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