10 Hilarious Engels Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

One Kant make a good philosophy pun without thinking it Thoreau from different Engels.

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👤︎ u/floydimus

📅︎ Nov 20 2014

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Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?

Unnecessary Marx and Engels.

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👤︎ u/subpar-at-best

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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Manifesto

Engels and Marx were outside a cafe. They do good tea here said Engels. Too expensive said Marx it’s proper tea, and all proper tea is theft.

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👤︎ u/nico735

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?

They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?

All the red flags.

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👤︎ u/Frankfurt995

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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I wrote a paper on Socialism

the instructor gave it low Marx, but I'm honestly not sure what other Engels I could've taken

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy

📅︎ Mar 08 2018

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Two dogs

The Peruvian economist Hernando de Soto has (or had) two dogs named Marx and Engels because “they are German, hairy and have no respect for property”

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👤︎ u/tfowler11

📅︎ May 17 2019

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How do they teach geometry in communist countries?

With Marx and Engels.

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👤︎ u/KennyisaG

📅︎ May 08 2013

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Why was the communist bad at geometry?

...because he couldn't Marx his Engels!

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👤︎ u/therentcollector

📅︎ Sep 14 2015

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