What do you call the leader of an elven cult?

Elrond Hubbard

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What could an elven archer and a girl made from plastic blocks possibly have in common?

They both could be Lego-lass

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My Dad after watching the Hobbit with me

(No spoilers) For those who haven't seen it, In the new Hobbit movie there is a scene where Tauriel, the female elf helps revive one of the dwarves using some ancient elven magic. Cue my dad leaning over with a glint in his eye, and whispering "I've always been a big fan of the National Elf Service!". He's a doctor and finds these sorts of things hilarious.

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