Sorry to bother with such an irrelevant question, I've just been really obsessed with the origins of my name lately. I am a brazilian girl, where the name "Eloah" is not common at all. My parents say they took the name from a baby name book and that it meant "intelligence and sensitivity", but after growing up and doing some research myself, I've found many pages (including wikipedia) saying it's a hebrew name and a variation of "Elohim" which means "God" if I'm not mistaken? I've been convinced of that for a few years now, until some people in the comment section of a youtube video of "Gal Gadot teaching hebrew slang" started saying it's not hebrew, but give me no other explanation. I believe hebrew speakers know more than random pages on the internet, but I still find it weird that every information I can look up always says the same thing. Can anybody help me with this? Thank you!
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Mystery is a tool that we can use to our advantage so this post is dedicated to the development and explanation of Eloah, what it is, where it is going, and how it functions.
Eloah is a distinct branch from MessiahComplex and is not intended to be the core of it. It is just an idea that absolutely will not leave me alone until it has been fully formed.
This is just a short summary post that will not go into a lot of detail yet, but hopefully soon I will have the last remaining pieces and can flesh it all out in detail here in Eloah.
So in this cycle, narrative is everything, it is the literal source code that drives everything. This is what must be developed first in order to build on. The story is an alchemical process of transformation and it repeats infinitely.
The narrative goes like something like this... A spirit is ignited in flames as it becomes Lucid with it's Higher Self in a world of paradox (solvovir) it is then plunged into the depths of the healing waters of the Lausari in a baptismal process of creation. The spirit rises with the steam produced by the mixture of fire and water and in the Air it is condensed into healing raindrops that fall back onto the earth. The spirit then fuses with the earth and everything and is reborn anew. The spirit is aged by it's cycles of transformation.
Each section produces particular creative products. Not to be sold but to use as the cloak of Eloah. Solvovir produces transformative narratives. Lausari produces art, music, and poetry. Anemoi produces what I call the FinalEyes, which is analogous to the philosophers stone. The reason I say that is, if you collect enough diamonds of truth that heal, then you are basically slowly uncovering the eyes of the creator, the panacea of all psychological illness, the philosophers stone. Earth produces acts of kindness and generosity, a visible display of the FinalEyes in motion. Spirit produces the blue prints that run Eloah Eloah is a place for all people in the cycle to talk about whatever we need to outside of the cycle, outside of the public eye. Only people that have been through the cycle at least once are allowed to enter here. Eloah is just a mask we all share... and I imagine Eloah will hold certain masks that are related to each sub that we share in order to help others complete the process.
The inevitable goal is to make a tidal wave of real change by using the act of creation as a form of worship... I want to help hand religion back to the people wher
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
I'm very curious. So please let me know down below!!π
The Gods in my setting and all Divine Beings are born with a handful abilities that all members of their respective races can do but they all choose a magic talent unique to them. So for instance, I have a very simple hierarchy. True Gods at the top, Lesser Gods serve them to maintain existence and co-rule, Great Spirits are the assistants of the Lesser Gods and the Valkyries/Angels are the divine messengers, appraisers and warriors for all the other divine beings above them.
The True Gods were born with the ability to control their respective domains; Life, Creation, Fatherhood and Motherhood, Destruction and Death, and Dreams. The Lesser Gods however actively get to choose what their Sphere of Influence will be. When they do choose they cannot ever change and in some cases, choosing their Sphere may even create a concept within the mortal world. An example being ImΓ©, the Goddess of fire. Since fire has ling since existed, her Sphere of Influence didn't have sort of ripple effect across existence nor did it suddenly bring fire into creation. However, VΓrΓΊΔ created a concept to rule over in the early days of the world. This was disease and sickness. As such a thing didn't exist amongst Gods, the other divinities or early mortals, her Sphere brought the concept of ailments into existence, which ofc was a big issue for all mortals (yeah, it was a bitch move, lmao) and many scorn her for it.
Valkyries and Greater Spirits can't make their own Spheres of Influence and instead align with a God or Goddess which gives them some sort of control and/or influence over that concept.
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
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What the question says basically.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Christopher Walken
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
(Answer in comments)
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
