All javelins to me
An Oxford Coma
Constantine
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
To a degree, yes.
Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
For a teacher who keeps working in the end times. i'll put mine in the comments so people can tell me which are bad :p
Finally a turn in the right direction.
But are experts in Crash Courses
A dogtor
That makes cents.
Because sin90 = cot45
It was a third degree burn.
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
He Ames to get a good education.
Because the have got more degrees !
( Read this one in an old book ! )
An educated guess
My Korea is over
A Scholarship ;]
It's an integral part of education.
It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!
A high school teacher
Guess I wont stop beating him then...
Al Gore Rhythms...
An oxymoron.
English Lit.
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The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: You stay here; I'll go on a head.
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: Keep off the Grass.
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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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A backward poet writes inverse.
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In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.
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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says Dam!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, I’ve lost my electron. The other says Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I’m positive.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
He replied confused and worried, "How does that work? Your education is on the line!"
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm a Hartford teacher.
but I found it a little derivative
I even graduated at the top of my class.
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
