Eclipsing Puns

A list of puns related to "Eclipsing"

So many eclipse pun opportunities
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👤︎ u/HyperFrosting
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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“Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?”

“No sun”

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👤︎ u/DrJuice-y
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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What's a solar eclipse?
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👤︎ u/elisioth4739
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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How does the Moon cuts its hair?

Eclipse it.

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👤︎ u/mintyboi123
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad-"No son."

Son-"Cmon no fair."

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👤︎ u/RoboGuy98
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
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👤︎ u/aradhya23
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.

I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.

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👤︎ u/0Squid
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
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👤︎ u/nativewoodman43
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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What kind of car does the moon drive?

An Eclipse.

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👤︎ u/JaykDoe
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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Man, this solar eclipse is hurting my ego..

It just feels like I'm living in the moon's shadow.

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👤︎ u/BabyYodaIsBest
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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son: dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

no sun.

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👤︎ u/phoebe12000
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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I begged my dad to explain what an eclipse was.

But he said no, sun.

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👤︎ u/Alarid
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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My son asked,"Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? "

I replied, "No sun."

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👤︎ u/chihiro_yoru
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Boy : "Dad, could you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad : "No sun"

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👤︎ u/Hollomere
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Son: Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun.

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👤︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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Boy: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun”

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👤︎ u/bigbiglove33
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad: No, sun.

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👤︎ u/red_snake0329
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No son

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No, son

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👤︎ u/SuperNova7039
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/otto0303
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is

I said “No sun”

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ May 03 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"

"No son."

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👤︎ u/BD_1217
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad : No Sun

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👤︎ u/ohhimark123456
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"No sun."

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👤︎ u/OldFartMaster10K
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun. Son: Why not?

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👤︎ u/Yeeter_the_mosqeeter
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/dudebrostien
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is

No sun

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👤︎ u/Alluxin_
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun

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👤︎ u/MrWulf360
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.

No sun/No son

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👤︎ u/UnknownNote
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: No sun

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👤︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/SemperFidelisHoorah
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Hey dad, what is a solar eclipse?

No son

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👤︎ u/Caz333
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Son: dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

Dad: no sun

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?

No sun

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👤︎ u/coolidiot2000
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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👤︎ u/JCraay
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.

His dad replied, "no son".

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👤︎ u/MahdeenSky
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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What did Dad say to Junior when asked to explain solar eclipses?

No, son.

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👤︎ u/g1cwells
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Kid: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”

Dad: “No sun.”

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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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"Dad, I don't really get it.. Can you tell me what is a Solar Eclipse?"

No Sun :(

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👤︎ u/PILEoSHEET
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Can u tell me what a solar eclipse is dad?

No son

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👤︎ u/adithya_manslaughter
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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👤︎ u/koukasen_np
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?

No sun

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👤︎ u/xKirtle
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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