So many eclipse pun opportunities
Dad, hey can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
My son asked if I could tell him what a solar eclipse is
Son-"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad-"No son."
Son-"Cmon no fair."
21st June 2020 lies on Sunday, which is also Father's Day, but since we have Solar Eclipse on that day, it's actually Sun-day.
I'm going to use a colander to view the next solar eclipse.
I'll just have to be careful not to strain my eyes.
A child asks his dad, what does a solar eclipse mean.
His dad replied, "no son".
What did Dad say to Junior when asked to explain solar eclipses?
Man, this solar eclipse is hurting my ego..
It just feels like I'm living in the moon's shadow.
It's a solar eclipse today.
A legit reason to stay away from the son.
Should be able to CD eclipse just fine
I tried to view the solar eclipse by looking at it through a colander
But I ended up straining my eyes
What do you see, when you hold a bottle of Mexican beer towards the sun during a solar eclipse?
Went to a party today and was given "eclipse packs"
My son overslept and missed the eclipse
I woke my 11yo son up at 0100. Told him he overslept and is missing the eclipse. He ran out of bed all worried.
We stood in the driveway for 10 minutes wearing those special cardboard glasses and looking at the sky before my wife came out and told us to get back to bed.
What do you call videos of the solar eclipse?
Solar Eclipse is coming
And as much as I'd love to make a joke about it, it's a pretty shady subject.
Why aren’t teachers letting their students out to see the solar eclipse today?
They don’t want to hurt their pupils
Eclipse glasses all sold out? Make your own!
"Dad, can you tell me what solar eclipse is?"
"Hey Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Child: can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Son: Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No sun.
Son: Why not?
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is
Son: Dad, can you explain what a solar eclipse is?
Son: Father can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? Father: No sun.
Hey dad, what is a solar eclipse?
I asked my dad to explain to me about the solar eclipse...
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?
"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
Son: dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is like?
"Dad, I don't really get it.. Can you tell me what is a Solar Eclipse?"
Kid: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?”
Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Can u tell me what a solar eclipse is dad?
Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?
My son keeps asking me to tell him what a solar eclipse is
Dad, can you teach me how a solar eclipse works?
Dad can you tell me what a Solar eclipse is?
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