I know a lot of Earth jokes…

But they’re terra-ble.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot.

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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

“This takes me back.”

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Hair Puns

I recently cut my hair. I expect my coworkers to all give me the expected "ermagerd yer hair dur hur."

That being said, i want to add to the stupid by having some hair puns ready to go. What are some ones you all can think of?

One imparticular i want to try and work in is one having to do with "cow lick" but I have no idea on how to make that one work. Any ideas on this one?

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