With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I saw an advertisement that read: βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down!"
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Did you hear? Since COVID-19 has everyone is stuck at home, and sports networks need content, they've decided to televise competitive bathroom sports.
It'll be on the channel E. S. Peein.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me ?
Find out next week.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
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︎ May 06 2021
Heβs wright!
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︎ Mar 16 2021
so many choices
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
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︎ May 11 2021
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
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︎ Mar 28 2021
There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
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︎ Jul 24 2017
Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I lost the clicker to my television, but I found it...
It was in some remote area
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red hats?
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︎ May 07 2021
What's Thanos' favourite social network?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What's a vampire's favorite kind of television?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What cellphone network did Quagmire have?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
With so many sporting events canceled, theyβre going to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Who invented the first plane
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What's a psychic's favorite TV network?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
If you had a choice of eating your lunch outside or watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
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︎ May 24 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A television newslady is interviewing a horse that can tell whether a person is a homosexual or not. "Am I homosexual?" Asked the newslady. "Neigh," said the horse.
The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What television video interface standard was created by Yoda?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Our cityβs main reservoir leaked and now water supply is dependent on a network of bores
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I walked by a store with a sign that said βTelevision $1- volume stuck on fullβ
I thought to myself βI canβt turn that down!β
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︎ May 18 2019
What's the best New Year's resolution?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
We talk about groundbreaking inventions like electricity, and sliced bread, and television...
But how come nobody ever mentions the jackhammer?
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︎ Aug 19 2019
I heard about this one guy who could only see through screens
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Could of been any Juan
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︎ Oct 07 2018
Saw a used television for sale for only $1, because the volume was stuck on full.
Thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down.β
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︎ May 08 2021
I saw an ad that read: βTV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
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︎ May 26 2021
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI can't turn that down.β
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︎ Jun 11 2019
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
With so many sporting events being cancelled theyβre having to televise the World Origami Championship...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I saw an advertisement that read: βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down!"
π︎ 5k
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︎ May 04 2017
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought
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︎ Sep 25 2019
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