Drum Kits Puns

A list of puns related to "Drum Kits"

Why do drum kits have the strongest password protection

Because they contain special cymbals

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👤︎ u/rethinkr
📅︎ Dec 25 2022
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If we have 707, 808 and 909 drum kits, I invented a new drum kit that all involves tin cans and will call it

A tintin kit

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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The best gift is a broken drum kit

You just can't beat it

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👤︎ u/Silver-Database07
📅︎ Apr 18 2023
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A drum kit fell on my head today.

I got mild percussion.

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👤︎ u/heyandy1
📅︎ Nov 15 2022
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I bought a drum kit the other day which had skins made out of dollar bills.

Bang on the money

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👤︎ u/beatsshootsandleaves
📅︎ Nov 04 2022
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What happens if you touch someone's drum kit when they asked you not to?

Repercussions

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👤︎ u/JamesOldie
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself

It was very cymbalic.

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👤︎ u/shooception
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got rid of my son’s drum kit but he went behind my back and bought a new one.

There’s going to be serious repercussions.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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How do you trap a drum kit?

Use a snare

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👤︎ u/Flazdude
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...

I guess the pervert thinks of them as sex cymbals.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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My neighbour likes to join in when I'm having my 3am drum practicing session

He doesn't have his own drum kit so he bangs on the wall instead

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare
📅︎ Jan 17 2023
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My coworker won some money in the Powerball, so he decided to fulfill his lifelong dream of learning to play the drums.

He bought a bunch of pricey kits and played them at all hours. His neighbors got so mad, they ended up suing him in civil court, and he lost all his money, so he has to sell all the drums now.

He's got a lottery percussions to deal with.

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👤︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
📅︎ Jun 06 2022
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I was sitting in traffic this morning when I noticed the guy in the car next to me was playing an electric guitar.

On the other side was someone doing the same, and behind me was a person on a full drum kit. In the car in front was a guy with a mic screaming out some kind of song. None of the cars were moving, they were all just rocking out playing music. It was at that moment that I realised I was stuck in the middle of a traffic jam.

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👤︎ u/chimpocalypse
📅︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why is....

Neil Pert's drum kit like "The DiVinci Code"? Because of all the cymbals!

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👤︎ u/ja647
📅︎ Feb 13 2014
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