It’s the “Clicker Picker Upper.”
It just goes right over their heads
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
I bet it is doing a CT scan
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
I asked him about it and that was a mistake. He just kept droning on and on!
But it’s definitely up there.
He won't stop droning on about it.
I just call it a Rowbot.
it all went south from there!
They stopped working for a month
...it was purr-chased
Sounds like pie in the sky to me.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.
This stuff is way over my head.
They just drone on and on.
He just drones on and on.
We just couldn't get it off the ground.
A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.
One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.
When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."
... is still struggling to get off the ground."
...now she's a frizzbee.
The ark of the coven ant.
Robot in da skies.
She said yes.
(oc)
My friend broke a window when throwing a snowball and accidentally hit it.
I said 'that must've been a pain to fix'
I was doing some word play on Game of Thrones before we were about to watch it after putting our son down.
"What do you call GoT starring all skeletons? Game of Bones. ...starring tiny bearded men? Game of Gnomes. ...starring Mozart and Beethoven? Game of Tones" And on and on.
Admittedly, not my best work. Nevertheless, my wife, clearly tired of humouring my brilliance, comes out with this:
"What do you call GoT starring you? Game of Groans"
So proud.
Not really a joke but I think you guys might appreciate it
Sometimes I find funny or cool videos about rc planes/drones on the internet and send them to him at home. So I found a video of someone crashing a 3.000$ drone at the first try to bring it up. My dad crashed his drone at new years eve but he got it to fly for a few minutes.
So I called my parents to check up on them and talked to my dad for a while, asking him if he get the video I sent him
Dad : "Yeah I got it, wasn't funny though. Remember new years"
Me : "well at least you got it up"
Dad : bursts out laughing "Hahaha I sure got it up" leaves the phone laughing and tells my mom what I said
I'm just sitting there while my mom joins my dad laughing
A coworker is leaving for a one-month vacation and he's having a hell of a time finishing things up with our drones before he leaves. Unrelatedly, he's starting to grow bored of my bad jokes.
Co: "Man, screw these quads, I hate everything."
Me: "Who is Everything? I haven't met him, does he work here? Either way, you should apologize, you probably hurt his feelings."
Co: "Really man? I'm really not going to miss this next month."
Me: "Apologize to This, you probably hurt his feelings too."
Coworker groaned and was silent for the next ten minutes.
But it’s definitely up there.
But it’s definitely up there.
But it’s definitely up there.
but it is definitely up there .
