My bee neighbors are so annoying, they talk way too much.

They just drone on and on.

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📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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It was so hot & humid, even the bee's perm became unmanageable...

...now she's a frizzbee.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Drone Bees

A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.

One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.

When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."

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📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.

I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.

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📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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