A list of puns related to "Draw Bridge"
Long before I was born my mom and dad were driving his younger brother to school in Sault Ste. Marie and they drove past a sign saying "Draw Bridge Ahead" so my dad is frantically searcing the front of the car while driving, my mom asks "What in the hell are you looking for?" He stated that he needed a pen because her had to draw the bridge ahead of them.
100% true, he sure is a jokester.
Draw Bridge Ahead
We're riding our bikes to a local nature center. As we were getting close to a bridge, aloud, he reads the sign:
"Draw Bridge Ahead"
He turns to me and says "got pen and paper?"
Really?!
Me: "Hurry, honey, get a pencil and some paper!"
Her: scrambles around What? Why?
Me: "I saw a sign that said 'Draw Bridge'."
Her: ...
And the sign said "draw bridge ahead." He said, "I can't draw a bridge... I'm driving!"
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