I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
No more Suez Canal jokes!
What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?
When is the best time to book a root canal appointment?
My dentist did a root canal on the wrong tooth...
Did you guys hear about the boat that got stuck in the Suez canal?
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
I should have been making more jokes about the whole Suez canal situation...
I really missed the boat on that one
Pete and Repeat were walking on a bridge. Pete jumped off. Who is left?
No more Suez Canal jokes! SERIOUSLY! We are considering litigation. Apparently some guy named Ezra keeps posting those jokes...
...and if I can’t sue Ez, can Al?
How many boats are trying to get through the Suez Canal now that it's unblocked?
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
At the bridge tournament, what did the Biden supporter bid?
They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent
A rising Tide lifts all boats
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Why did that boat really get stuck in the Suez Canal?
Someone turned on the light in the back seat and it distracted the driver.
Why was the teenage fidgeting with the bridge on the beach
What was the frog doing jumping off the bridge?
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A buddhist approaches an hot dog stand and says
“Make me one with everything”
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
I have evidence that Robin Hood is aromantic and asexual.
I watched a documentary on how they built the Golden Gate Bridge.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Did you hear about the man who drowned in the canal?
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
I absolutely hate broken bridges
I just can't get over them
What's the occupation that has the most likely hood of putting people in the hospital?
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation
There's bound to be a lock down there
why couldn't the spicy pepper dress like robin hood for halloween?
What did german air force members eat for breakfast?
Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia?
The ones that were down under.
A mailman starts his first day on the job in Amsterdam.
He has to get to the other side of the canal but can't seem to find a bridge. On the other side he sees someone walking his dog. How do I get to the opposite side? He shouts. You already are the man responds.
I installed a new range hood for an oven
Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.
Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.
Wife: Why?
Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Broken bridges annoy me
I just can’t get over them
Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?
It was called the Sherwood Florist
It’s too late to make Suez Canal jokes now
No more Suez Canal jokes.
Can I still make a Suez Canal joke?
Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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