...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
...it is rough enough to use as sandpaper.
You're going to need all the luck in the world to get an A on that paper.
Note: I was not sure if this should go in dadjokes or another joke sub-reddit.
I guess you can say Iran from it.
Iran
He said put a sweater on.
I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
It’s not EU, it’s me.
They ran outta weather stripping.
Because it's the Windy City!
Both "draft" as in compulsory enlistment and "draft" as in a gust of wind or cold air.
All I had to do was close the window
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family" My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
