Donkeys Puns

A list of puns related to "Donkeys"

So I just found out that Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, loves to taking part in Nativity plays. He’s been a shepherd, the inn keeper and one year, he even played the rear end of the donkey...

But he never made it as a wise man

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👤︎ u/Guac__is__extra__
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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Why should make sure your donkey is well rested?

Because a tired ass could spell disaster

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👤︎ u/Cyan-180
📅︎ Jan 22 2022
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Donkey

What do you call a one legged donkey? A wonkey donkey.

What do you call a one legged, one eyed donkey? A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a one legged, one eyed, farting donkey? A winky wonky stinky donkey.

What do you call a one legged, one eyed, farting, big donkey? A winky wonky stinky chonky donkey

What do you call a one legged, one eyed, farting, big piano playing donkey? A winky wonkey stinky chonky plinky plonky donkey.

What do you call a one legged, one eyed, farting, big piano playing, short donkey? A winky wonkey stinky chonky plinky plonky dinky donkey

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👤︎ u/needsmorecunts
📅︎ Jan 30 2022
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What did people call my my donkey when he died and became a ghost?

a boo-rro

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👤︎ u/Fomoreddit73
📅︎ Jan 19 2022
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What did the Donkey do when the deer cut him off in traffic?

HEE-HAWNKED

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👤︎ u/AdequateBob
📅︎ Dec 03 2021
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What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs?

A wonky!

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👤︎ u/kellydactyl
📅︎ Jan 24 2022
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What do you call it when you watch a donkey fart?

An asstute observation.

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👤︎ u/Actuaryba
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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What does Donkey Kong use when he grocery shops?

A Mario cart

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👤︎ u/Pookells
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Traveling the desert with donkey Joté
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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Dec 07 2021
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I named my donkey "Shane"

When people say "that's a very nice donkey, what's his name?" I reply "Donkey Shane".

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👤︎ u/twitchard
📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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What do you call something that melts a donkey?

Ass-id

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👤︎ u/Alaska_Engineer
📅︎ Dec 08 2021
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How many donkeys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he’s a total ass.

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👤︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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My donkey keeps eating the glass out of my window…

It is a real pane in the ass.

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👤︎ u/Actuaryba
📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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I was pulled over while driving with my donkey

Apparently I was hauling ass

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👤︎ u/qarasaq
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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"A small herd of donkeys just escaped from the Bronx Zoo, in New York!"

Cops are setting up a perimeter around the five burros, as we speak.

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👤︎ u/gracius0ne
📅︎ Nov 15 2021
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What do you call a Donkey with Two Legs?

Half-Assed

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👤︎ u/timmy-needs-cherry
📅︎ Aug 27 2021
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Where do donkeys go if they have a medical emergency?

to the eeeh aaaah!

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👤︎ u/Germerican96
📅︎ Aug 20 2021
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I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off.

I guess I was stoned off my ass.

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👤︎ u/always-paranoid
📅︎ Aug 20 2021
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Why was the Donkey King’s reign short-lived?

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He was ass-assinated.

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👤︎ u/Touchstone_Economy
📅︎ Oct 01 2021
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What do you call a person that has lost their donkey for the second time?

Re-donkey-less

(redonkulous)

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👤︎ u/Lombax_Rexroth
📅︎ Jul 31 2021
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A police officer pulled a man over for towing a trailer full of donkeys.

No wonder, the man was haulin' ass.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Aug 16 2021
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I told a donkey a joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjNU_qcKg3A

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👤︎ u/Majorxerocom
📅︎ Aug 26 2021
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You hear about the guy who got pulled over for having a donkey in his moving truck?

Police said he was haulin’ ass.

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👤︎ u/bgva
📅︎ Jul 23 2021
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I had a friend who's donkey died.

I dropped by to say hee-awww.

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👤︎ u/omnicidial
📅︎ Jul 02 2021
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I bought my donkey an new sewing machine but I can’t tell if he likes it.

He hems and he haws.

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👤︎ u/supercman99
📅︎ Jul 16 2021
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What did the religious donkey say to his sick friend?

"I'll bray for you"

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👤︎ u/namnlos1
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call a Spanish donkey with no legs??

Grasias...

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👤︎ u/HazyDayZ420
📅︎ May 05 2021
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Tae Kwon Donkey (The Ass that kicks back) And Crab Maga (The Krav Maga crab that doesn’t just talk crab, he backs it up). Figured this community of punsters would appreciate the universe we are creating on Patreon. reddit.com/gallery/lgzbtq
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👤︎ u/KicksandStrings
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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I got a new donkey today, I named him Hote

Donkey Hote

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👤︎ u/Aercturius
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why did the Donkey quit his job?

Hee Hawed enough!

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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I identify as a donkey...

My pronouns are He/Haw

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👤︎ u/yaswolf
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Where do New Yorkers go to register their donkeys?

Borough Hall

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👤︎ u/HiFiGuy197
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a donkey that refuses to move?

Bad ass.

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👤︎ u/ConstableBrew
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!

They named it Don Quixote.

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👤︎ u/thisisbensmith
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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Two donkeys in
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👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ May 28 2020
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What is a entire donkey called?

Asswhole

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👤︎ u/Sea_Emperour
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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Did you hear about the donkey who won the Kentucky Derby?

He was a real burrobread

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👤︎ u/tehmayormccheese
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?

it's a sweet ass

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👤︎ u/timmy_6919
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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What did Miguel de Cervantes call his donkey?

Hauté.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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The lead singer from Nickleback loves being in nativity scenes. He’s been a shepherd, an inn keeper and even a donkey…

But he’s never made it as a wiseman.

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👤︎ u/HuangWaang
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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what do you call a three legged donkey

a wonkey

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👤︎ u/firevixen128
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a donkey with only three legs?

A wonkey!

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👤︎ u/Dinnen1
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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A donkey just smashed through my window!

What a pane in the ass!

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a three legged donkey?

Wonky

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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