But sometimes it can B-negative.
Why do they want to know where I got it from? Or why it's in bucket?
...I would say camping was a suck-sess again this year.
after i finish
Nurse: how do you feel?
me: Drained.
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
She said it was typo negative.
I asked the guy what my blood type was.
He wouldn't tell me, just kept telling me to "Be positive".
Son: Dad, have you ever donated blood?
Dad: Ye, years ago
Son: What was it like?
Dad: Well... It was very draining
"So I gave blood yesterday, and it really hit me kinda hard. But I'm sure I did the right thing. In fact, I'm not just sure...
I'm O Positive."
I said I felt a pint low.
"I just gave my 12th gallon of blood this afternoon. I'm exhausted. That's a lot to sacrifice in one sitting."
I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.
Unless you are donating blood.
I was donating blood.
Me: "Dad, I donated blood yesterday, do you know what my blood type is?"
Dad: "well... I'm B, and your mom is O, so you must be BO"
Mom: " ... he has been waiting 22 years for you to ask that"
My Dad and I went to donate for the Red Cross. They gave us the paperwork to fill out, and were getting ready to start collecting the blood.
The nurse asked a few of the last minute, "Must repeat this:" questions, and asked my Dad, "Have you ever paid anyone for sex."
Dad replied, "What do you think marriage is?"
The nurse laughed so hard, she had to get someone else put the IV in his arm.
So I donated blood recently, and one of the Doctors(?) Nurses(?) for the Red-Cross named Tommy was a jokester. So I start donating and he is cracking all these jokes and at one point he gets to talking about his childhood. Tommy says, "When I was a kid I had a step-ladder." I asked him what was special about it afterwards and he said, "well I never met my real ladder, but this one did the job decently enough..."
Que groans from everyone at the donation center.
My school puts on a blood drive every few months and you must meet a weight limit depending on your height if you want to donate. During one of my classes I was talking to girl about it.
Her: "Are you giving blood?" Me: "No but I'm working it. You?" Her: "Nah I am too light" Me: "Tan a little then"
My teacher overheard us and started laughing while she rolled her eyes and groaned
So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:
Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"
GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."
Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."
GF: "Well you're acidic!"
Me: "What are you basing this on?"
GF: groan
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
The nurse asks the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?”
The rabbit replies: “I’m probably a Type O.”
I was donating blood.
The last time I was anyones type I was donating blood
I was donating blood
