What school supply dominates all others?
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Grandma is the dominant pun master in the family. (Iโm in Collegeโ thatโs why she says the first comment)
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Something to chew on.
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︎ Feb 02 2023
I dont think women realise how difficult it is working in the postal service.
It's a very mail dominated industry.
(Stolen from twitter)
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︎ Dec 14 2022
After the dinosaurs died out, mammals became the dominant life form.
Unlike dinosaurs, which had scales and feathers, mammals are covered in fur.I guess you could say things got a little bit hairy after the asteroud hit.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?
โDo these genes look good on me?
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︎ Jan 12 2023
Being a woman working at the post office must be really hard
Itโs such a mail dominated industry
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︎ Nov 08 2022
If a person carries a pole with a flag that says "I like to be dominated"
... does that mean it's a substandard?
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︎ Jan 30 2022
Is it just me or is it really hard to talk to Martians?
It always feels like theyโre off in their own world.
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︎ Nov 13 2022
Unbeknownst to me, my shade plants are dominating my lawn!
Itโs a hosta takeover, I tell you!
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︎ May 19 2022
Postwoman delivered my mail this morning.
Such a relief to see equality in a mail dominated field
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︎ Dec 18 2022
My baby started climbing on every toy to sit on it
I guess she just tries to ASSert her dominance.
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︎ Dec 23 2022
What do you called a sexually dominant redhead?
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︎ Jan 17 2022
Why do teachers fart in class?
Because they arenโt private tutors.
One of my students shared that with me yesterday and it made me smile because I had just crop dusted the back of the room.
Itโs my cake day. Be nice.
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Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.
That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Don't confuse homogenic with hegemonic
They're not identical and each word can dominate in its own right
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︎ Sep 29 2022
I need someone to appreciate this since my 7 year old groaned at me
We were eating crepes for dinner and discussing global domination plans.
My son says โMy next evil plan is to build a crepe gun, so it turns everything into crepes.โ
Without missing a beat I said โWell, that sounds like a recipe for disaster.โ
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︎ May 10 2022
What's the most dominant tool in math?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I told my daughter she should reconsider becoming a postal worker.
It's difficult to make it in a mail dominated industry.
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Delivery
Women seem to have a hard time getting into the postal system, it is a mail dominated industry.
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︎ Sep 06 2022
Whatโs Dominic Cummingsโ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
The first rule of world domination is to always capitalize on your enemies mistakes
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︎ Aug 26 2018
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Some say the post office is a very mail dominated workplace...
..But if a woman wants to work there i say letter.
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︎ Jan 08 2017
What motivates a grammar nazi?
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︎ May 27 2022
I learned to write well with my non-dominant hand
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︎ Nov 07 2018
Arabs were historically dominant...
They witnessed five victories Andalus
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︎ Dec 30 2019
From my 10-year-old: Who is the dominant school supply?
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︎ Nov 09 2018
What do you call a dominating Norse god?
AuTHORitative.
This is loki hilarious.
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︎ May 22 2016
Was considering a job at the Post Office.
But decided not to get involved in a mail dominated organization.
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︎ Feb 09 2022
What is the opposite of isolate?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My neighbor raises chickens
and their old rooster was crowing at all hours of the day. After weeks of losing sleep I paid $100 to buy a young rooster and gifted it to my neighbor. The young rooster quickly established itself as the dominant male and the old rooster stopped crowing. In the end $100 was a poultry sum to orchestrate a chicken coup.
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︎ Jan 25 2022
I flew home for Christmas and decided to bring back a global domination-themed board game. I recognize that it could have been dangerous to bring that game on the plane...
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
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︎ Dec 29 2014
The Chicken Dominator pizza that Domino's sells in my country is an excellent nickname to give to an S&M dungeon master.
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︎ Aug 21 2015
My wife is expecting in March so in preparation, I have been working on my dad jokes. She was just thinking about whose features will be more dominant when our little one arrives. She then asked me whose genes were stronger.
I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.
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︎ Jan 18 2017
We really need to work on gender equality in the post office's in this country
All of the ones I've been to seem to be mail dominated
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︎ Jul 24 2021
I don't think anybody realizes how hard it is for women to work in the postal service
It's such a Mail Dominated Industry
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︎ Dec 09 2022
Why do women have such a hard time working for USPS?
Because it's a mail dominated industry.
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︎ Oct 11 2022
Itโs hard for a woman to work in the post office
Considering itโs such a mail dominating industry.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Why donโt more women work for the postal service?
โฆbecause itโs a mail dominated industry.
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Why is it so difficult for women to succeed in the postal service?
Because it's a mail dominated industry.
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Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
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Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
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