When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
I built a house for my dog,
Somebody was giving me a synopsis of their fan fic that includes a killer clown, a talking dog, and a flying house and at the end they said
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
My dog happily chased a fly around the house, eventually nabbing it in one chomp.
I guess it's true: time's fun when you're having flies!
What does the dog on top of the house say?
The police have just turned up at my house and arrested my dog.
Apparently he had unpaid barking tickets.
A policeman came to my house yesterday, said he saw my dog chasing some kid on a bike.
Told him there’s no way, my dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.
Last night I asked my dog what we should call the top of our house
He just looked at me like he had no clue what I said.
I wanted to figure out who was spreading hairs all around my house, so i took my dogs to court
But the judge said it was a he shed she shed situation
My dog peed in the house last night...
I looked right at her and said Urine trouble.
A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..
A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.
What’s the most important part of a dog’s house?
The woof! (pronounced like roof. No not exactly pronounced like roof but you know what I mean)
What's a dog's favorite part of the house?
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
My dog started barking at my neighbor going into her house; my wife threw a flag and called unnecessary ruffness
In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.
They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.
They added a dog to the Jersey Shore reunion house!
Just now while cooking at my house on labor day... My dog was wondering around my kitchen.
Dad: You should have name your dog whisky
Me: Why???
Dad: Because he's a licker
Mom: sighs and slowly shakes head
Over at a friend's house yesterday and her dad warned me that their dog is deaf...
"Yeah, so just keep an eye out for him, otherwise you might step in a poodle."
What’d the dog say to the top of the house?
The police just showed up at my neighbor’s house and arrested their dog...
Apparently he has to many unpaid barking tickets.
What’d the dog say to the top of the house?
Police were just at my house. Tried to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I just closed the door because my dog doesn’t even have a bike.
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