Dog Day Puns

I said, “that’s ridiculous. My dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.”

And that day is generally a chewsday!

A huge lambslide.

Here was the best one: "Your dog smells so bad, I tried to pick him up with a plastic bag." Hit us with your best Dog Park jokes in the comments.

It was a Shih Tzu.

He's an Ace of Spayeds.

That's just a ruff estimate.

Rough

I declined her offer because I don't own a long dog.

Ruff

Today was ruff

He said ruff.

After I thanked him, he said to me: "Don't vorry, just dry him off and keep him varm, he vill be fine"

I asked him, "Are you a vet?"

He answered, "Am I vet? I'm soaking"

But when he has a broken tail, he has a weak-end

And I want to tell you, she looks GREAT in a formal gown.

It was impossible to put down.

It’s been pretty ruff

Unfortunately we had to name the dog curiosity.

Rough.

It was a patient dog

Rough Rough

This is just a ruff estimate, though.

He's all bark and no bite

He's a Door Dash Hound

I guess my accent is a little ruff.

But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

Ruff

So the lion starts running towards the dog with menace but the dog notices this and starts to panic.

As he's about to run he sees some bones on the ground next to him, gets an idea and says loudly, "Mmm... That was some good lion meat!"

The lion screeches to a halt and says, "Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can" and then runs away.

Over in a tree, is a monkey who sees everything and realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion what happened and getting something in return.

So the monkey finds the lion and tells him what really happened.

The lion says to the monkey angrily, "Get on my back, we'll get him together".

So the monkey climbs on the lion's back and they start rushing back to the dog.

The dog sees them, realizes what has happened and starts to panic even more.

But then he gets another idea and shouts, "Where is that monkey!?! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!"

It would be ruff

He’s a good buoy

I answered, because she (the dog) looks up to you.

But after I spotted it I saw it looked more like a Dalmatian

It was a shitzu.

it was a shitzu!

It was a shitzu

It was a shih tzu

It was a shih tzu..

Ruff.

She said: “Ruff”

it was impossible to put down.

Ruff.

It was a Shitzu.

She said, "Ruff"

It was a shih-tzu

It was a Shih Tzu.

I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.