A chemist walks into a bar and finds one of his friends in his usual spot. The chemist asks his friend to move to a different seat. His friend, says, β€œI suppose you’ve displaced me.” The chemist smiles and is about to say something but stops for a moment then says,

β€œI was going to make a chemistry joke but I was afraid you wouldn’t react.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApUmKinFaCe
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BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard

whoops wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle

Because the parrotscetamol

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My physicist girlfriend told me that she loves me to the moon and back.

I’m worried she means displacement, not distance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Doctors are moving away from BMI for diagnosing obesity

I think the earlier challenges in comprehensive diagnosis came from the difficulty in getting results from patients. BMI is so easy it's automatic.

Meanwhile, getting body fat percentage required calipers or an intensive water displacement test. The distribution of body fat is never concrete; when does back fat stop and butt fat begin? Then, negative physiological effects of these two is the third indicator. Those need a host of diagnoses.

We are moving to a time when getting those figures has never been easier and thus could have never before been done on a large scale.

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My physicist wife keeps telling me that she loves me to the moon and back.

I’m not sure whether she means distance, or displacement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My physicist wife keeps telling me she loves me to the moon and back.

I wonder whether she means distance or displacement.

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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