A list of puns related to "Dishevel"
Mother superior confronts her and says "what on earth happened to you? You look like you've gone through a hedge backwards"
The Nunn responds "I know I've got a bad habit"
You couldn't make it up.
Hi. My name is DAK. A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says βsorry sir we donβt serve string hereβ. He then proceeds to tie him into a knot and throw in outside. Whilst outside, a pack of feral canines attack the piece of string until his fibers are loosened in a disheveled manner. The piece of string them proceeds to re enter the bar in need of medical assistance. βHey, arenβt you the string I just threw out?β Asks the bartender. βNo sir,β replies the string, βIβm a frayed knotβ
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