Meh, this isn't exactly the correct sub for such postings - it is however likely, that my proclivity to bong rip hella juul juice which has led to the CIA banning me from their site. A site to where we the people are (allegedly) invited to congregate and join one another in the celebration of: FREEDOM! Yes! The newly found Freedom! that our information has fought so hardly for!
4Rillzdoe (0 lolz given) :
I was admittedly going a bit ham in regards to doc-surfing - and yes, obviously, the contents of my last 48 hr search history was rather; how I say - bonkers!?
However, it is well within my assumed right - as an American cell phone owner, in possession of sufficient data, to partake in our Information's celebration of Freedom wouldn't ya say!!??
So it is here where I ponder: WTF!? is this.... racism?
after i searched the web on how to's about this topic and only found halfway solutions, and reddit didn't seem to be able to offer any advice on this topic either here's some input for future readers.
- open your file browser as system admin (sudo or right click and open as system admin)
- browse to /usr/share/backgrounds/linuxmint
- copy the image you'd like as background here (convenience)
- change the permissions on this file so everyone can read it
- change the linked default_background.jpg target to your image, or alternatively rename the default one and name your own as the default image
- done
most solutions i found on ubuntuforums mentioned the image path and what to do but seemed clueless about the fact of the file permissions and thus only saw the background color instead of the image, unless hey chose another default background from another directory inside blah/backgrounds which of course have the correct permissions.
[EDIT] Just wanted to add this to clarify my point: There are, of course, valid and intelligent instances of reminding us they're shitty people. For example, someone pointed out on Twitter that while the siblings comforting Kendall in the dirt is perhaps the most heartfelt moment of the show, it's dirtily juxtaposed by Roman basically saying "vehicular manslaughter is not that big a deal cuz we're rich". But if you just use it as a gotcha whenever someone on here expresses empathy for one of the characters, then that hardly adds anything we don't already know
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
Am I the only one who'd love a series like this? Mikael was my favorite character in the TVD universe. Besides his psychotic hatred, I liked his style. Though I do believe his character was retconned quite dirtily in the Originals since we learnted in TVD that he spent a 1,000 years never once feeding on humans whom he referred to as innocents, yet all of a sudden in TO he disregards that principle entirely and ravages everyone in sight.
I don't know if it's his Viking-ness that speaks to me as a fellow Scandinavian or just his warrior attitude, or his detest for bloodthirsty creatures like vampires and werewolves which I share but yes, my favorite character. And I feel like people who begrudges anyone to like his character conviniently forget that Klaus has done even worse things than him. Yes, Mikael was cruel in Klaus' youth I do not dispute that, but as an adult Klaus' choices are his own, and he did kill someone's baby girl "because she was annoying" as an old rival of his tells us, had this been Mikael's doing I think people would've been in complete uproar.
Anyway just think about it, a 1,000 years between the turn to vampirism and the TVD events, and Mikael could always be found with the best warriors of the time; vikings, crusaders, the Chicago PD (infamously ruthless during probition). He must've had awesome adventures while hunting for his children, maybe he even had a new love interest besides Esther whom he eventually lost (maybe indirectly due to Klaus as a twist which further fueled his wrath).
As a sidenote: My own theory as to why Mikael just detested Klaus even from the beginning is that Klaus always sought to prove himself against Mikael. To defeat him, show himself strong in defiance of Mikael, but Mikael was proud, and I recall several instances where for one, Finn wishes he had Mikael's strength to which Mikael smiles, and Davina asking for him to teach her strength to which a small smile creeps up. I think Mikael's deal was just wanting to have the respect and adoration of his children; he wanted to be seen as their mentor, someone they could not prevail against but someone who could teach them to be warriors. But Klaus went about it the wrong way and thought he needed to be stronger to prove himself, and in turn Mikael perceived this as Klaus thinking he did not need him. Disclaimer: This is not to justify or excuse his actions but to theorize on Mikael's psychology.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
I’ve always hated Dobby! I hated him when I read the books as a 10yr old and I hated him in the films.
Talking like a chipmunk or in 3rd person are annoying enough, but he combines the two in a ear raking whine that just makes me want to switch off the film.
His decision making is ridiculous, he just makes Harry’s life harder without explaining anything. Then when he realises he makes a mistake he self-harms making Harry feel sorry for him the whole time.
The bit that annoyed me most is that he’s supposed to have a horrible life with the Malfoy’s being dressed dirtily and being given awful jobs. Then as soon as Harry helps him get free he goes and works as a servant/slave in Hogwarts and doesn’t even get nicer clothes.
He helps the gang out maybe twice by apperating, but it’s akin to getting emotionally attached to the pilot of your plane.
I hate him
Pilot on me!!
