What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.
I had the time of my life.
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
You know what the terms "no mercy" and "dirty laundry" have in common?
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
Me: Is the dishwasher dirty?
Dad: No...
Me: puts plate in sink
Dad: ...but the dishes inside are.
Me: moves plate to dishwasher
(Edit: formatting)
Accidentally used a dirty cloth to try and clean the table.
What did the mom say when the sink was full of dirty plates?
Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.
The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.
I've often wondered as I walk through the forest, "Why is the ground so dirty?"
Well, now I know. Nature abhors a vacuum.
I saw that Dirty Jobs guy the other day, and I said hi, expecting a reply
Instead he gave me a microwave.
My wife and I talking dirty in front of the kids.
H: Do you think I can fit it all in there?
W: Yes babe throw it all in, that’s what it’s designed for.
H: I guess they don’t call it a high capacity washing machine for nothing
What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?
The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy
Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.
Did you hear the guy from Dirty Jobs started a software company?
Since ove seen a couple dirty jokes here... what's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Nobody pays 50 bucks for a lentil on the face
I love talking dirty with the wife while we're eating curry...
... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a crab with breasts and a dirty bus stop?
Ones a crusty bus station, and ones a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
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