Lady Caca.
The Mike Rowe organism.
Brown chicken brown cow
I'm just a pool boy, I need no sympathy.
Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.
A Mike Rowe-cosm.
In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!
He and my brother were driving back home from a vacation and stayed in a hotel last night. He said he was tired because they stayed up late doing things that “weren't appropriate" (he was joking obviously). I asked what and more brother said they were just watching pawn stars. Then my dad said “Yep, we watched a lot of 'pawn' last night." He then continued to chucked to himself.
The dirtiest clean joke I know...
What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.
Credit to Redd Foxx
We were just on the couch watching an episode of "Planet Earth" and during a scene about animals in rivers, she asks me,
"What's the difference an alligator and a crocodile?" in all earnest.
Immediately I replied, "one you see later, and the other you see in a while."
I got the DIRTIEST look after it took a second for the joke to hit home.
I was having a conversation with a friend about exercise and it goes a little something like this.
Friend: Did you know that the World Health Organization recommends at least 180 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise?
Me: with a grin on my face Who?
Friend: The World Health Organization.
Me: again with same expression Who?
Friend: getting annoyed THE WORLD HEAL... shoots me the dirtiest look
I was at the zoo with my girlfriend and we went to the primates area last. When we got there, they had already put the gorillas up and there was a zookeeper in the open-air habitat cleaning it up. I turned to my girlfriend and said, "why is that gorilla wearing clothes?" My girlfriend groaned and the zookeeper shot me the dirtiest look I've ever received in my life.
I was talking to a girl when she asked why some guys let their beards get so long.
Her: "I've heard that the beard is the dirtiest part of a man."
Me: "Really? I thought it was the mind!"
And then she left.
