My wife said, β€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, β€œWhere did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....

He pointed at the map and said, β€œThis is the way.”

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What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.

It was a period piece.

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Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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Topical...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vidman33
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call a direct uprising of cows?

Udder rebellion

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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?

It becomes DAYTROGEN!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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They want to reboot Speed with One Direction

It's called Velocity.

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No sense of direction...

My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.

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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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A good sense of direction will get you places
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The founder of modern study.
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction

So the next day I packed my things and right.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. β€œYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. β€œDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

β€œWhy?” she asked.

β€œBecause that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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Did you know the film β€œSpeed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called β€œVelocity”.

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I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.

So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2020
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Why did the pilot get sent to his room

Bad altitude

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My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.

I got so mad I packed up and right.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...

...so I packed up and right!

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My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kiwiboy0419
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.

I packed up my things and right!

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"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."

"So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,

So i packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Itchy_Anxiety
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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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My wife said I had no sense of direction...

So I packed my bag and right

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My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction

Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bushsbakedbeenz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2020
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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoppioFan76
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20 2020
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My mom said I have no sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction

So i've packed up and right

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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