A list of puns related to "Direct Response"
Idiot Amin.
...and since I directly fell in love with them, I had to send a photo of me wearing them to some friends and somehow also my to dad.
I got responses like "You look hot" or "So sexy!".
My dad's response: "You must be so tall wearing them. I guess I know who's getting a helmet for christmas!"
I work in a watch and accessory store, which sits directly across from a sephora, consequently we get a lot of husbands, dad's partner's etc. wandering through. They usually make a comment about waiting on some.
My response "Well Fossil is a great place to kill time"
'Interactive lecture' in a Systems Engineering class (not that that's relevant) when the Assistant Professor starts directing questions to the students to move forward in the lecture material.
Settles on me and asks me a pretty straightforward question that I started overthinking and got all deer-in-the-headlight-y.
Fancies himself some sort of comedian so he quips "C'mon, I'm throwing you a softball (question)."
To this I come up with an immediate response: "I don't play softball."
An elderly man asked me for directions today. I asked him if he had a G.P.S. so I could help him program it.
His response: No, I have an . M.A.P.
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