Just happened, proud of myself: just had a quick office zoom meeting with a lot of people. As each person popped on zoom made that “DING DONG” sound. One of my bosses said “anyone that can figure out how to make Zoom stop doing that is gonna get a prize.”
I said “are you gonna give them the No-Bell prize?”
I HAVE WON THE DAY
Have you heard that joke that goes "ding dong" in the punchline?
No? I knew it wouldn't ring a bell.
If there’s a king sized mattress and a queen sized mattress, where does the prince sleep?
What word starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it?
I went on a Canadian trivia show and they asked about all the provinces.
My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?
I came out as bikesexual today
My parents were really confused so I had to back pedal to explain
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings...
I have a complex complex complex.
Barack Obama at our local church making continual ‘Ding Dong’ noises.
I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize
The man who invented autocorrect has died...
His funfair will be helped next Monkey
What’s the answer to 230 - 220 * .5?
C'mon people, it's 2022. No more knock knock jokes!
We have doorbells nowadays
Ding heres a light joke to brighten up the world(three jokes in one) (;
My dad always wanted to be a professional boxer but he sells hoovers instead
He calls himself Dyson Fury
PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home
Can’t believe Netflix is considering a new show about hit-and-runs to regain subscribers.
But I’ve seen Stranger Dings
When redbull also gives you dings
How did Pavlov get his hair so soft?
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
I prefer knockers
My doorbell is a real ding dong
Live savings spent in a second
What do you call a stick used to ding a bell?
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
He was talking about the ding-a-ling song (dads will get the reference)
Did you hear the news about the inventor of the knock-knock joke?
When's a door not a door?
When I say, "Ding dong." You say, "Aww."
"...why?" My girlfriend asked.
"Because it's a-door-able!"
All I heard was groans as she walked out and closed the door.
Took me a minute I can’t lie
What do you call two Tibetan Buddhist monks having a fight?
What does a house wear?
Address
Edit: Wow! I never thought my first award would be for a dad joke. Thanks anonymous redditor.
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
What’s blue and not heavy
What did the nut say when chasing the other nut?
What’s an impostor’s favorite breakfast?
What do you call a stupid bell?
someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,
You know what's the wurst?
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